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 我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下-笑傲英语网

我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下

Mrs Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food. 格林夫人80岁了,但是她有一辆小的轿车,星期六她总是开车去商店...
8年前
1560
 她用英语大笑-笑傲英语网

她用英语大笑

Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a s...
8年前
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翻译是需要创造力和想象力的,来一波彪悍的英-笑傲英语网

翻译是需要创造力和想象力的,来一波彪悍的英

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list。 正常版:在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。 幽默版:我真不想伤害你,但你也...
7年前
1850
They‘re Busy 他们很忙-笑傲英语网

They‘re Busy 他们很忙

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. 'May I speak to your parents? ' 'They‘re busy. ' 'Oh. Is anybody else there? ' 'The police. ' 'Can I speak to them?' 'They‘re ...
12年前
1060
搞笑英语句子  it takes a whole box to start a campfire-笑傲英语网

搞笑英语句子 it takes a whole box to start a campfire

★ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火,而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火...
12年前
970
Compliment 恭维话-笑傲英语网

Compliment 恭维话

1.Compliment 'Larry! Come here!' said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, ' I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school ...
12年前
2040
borrow an ox  借公牛-笑傲英语网

borrow an ox 借公牛

  1.borrow an ox Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn‘t know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note an...
11年前
1480
Hasty Interruption 草率的中断-笑傲英语网

Hasty Interruption 草率的中断

Hasty Interruption   The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from ...
11年前
1300
night will come inside 黑夜会进来-笑傲英语网

night will come inside 黑夜会进来

1. Jimmy is three years old. One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, 'Mum, mum, come close the window!' 'Why? It‘s not cold, sonny.' '...
11年前
1190
 两片面包不够 two slices of bread aren’-笑傲英语网

两片面包不够 two slices of bread aren’

Dave worked in a factory, and he always made sandwiches in the morning, took them to work and ate them at midday. 戴夫在一家工厂工作,他总是在早上做些三明治,带着去上班,中午吃。 T...
8年前
1650