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 交换座位 switch seats-笑傲英语网

交换座位 switch seats

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。 On the morning of our 35th...
7年前
1020
 我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼-笑傲英语网

我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...
7年前
890
 裸泳-笑傲英语网

裸泳

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher. 有一天,吉米去池塘游泳,他扎猛子前刚好看到了他的老师。 Mrs.Smith, emerging from nud...
2年前
1720
Did You Know Him 你认识他吗-笑傲英语网

Did You Know Him 你认识他吗

1.Did You Know Him   At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校,校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a studen...
11年前
1560
Midway Tactics 中间战术-笑傲英语网

Midway Tactics 中间战术

 1.Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗连的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的伤害罪,蓄意的破坏) to ensue. The retailer on th...
11年前
1720
Way of Inducing  招客有方-笑傲英语网

Way of Inducing 招客有方

  1.Way of Inducing At the cleaner‘s, I noticed the sign 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. ' so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. 'it won‘t be ...
11年前
1890
It‘s so easy 这真是太方便了-笑傲英语网

It‘s so easy 这真是太方便了

1. It‘s so easy Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and...
10年前
1560
Nearing the end 临死之时-笑傲英语网

Nearing the end 临死之时

1.Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, 'I must tell you my greatest secret.' His family...
10年前
1670
I now pronounce you man and wife 我现在宣布你们成为夫妇-笑傲英语网

I now pronounce you man and wife 我现在宣布你们成为夫妇

  1.An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the...
10年前
1390
 我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去-笑傲英语网

我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去

Hans said to his friend Kurt, “I’m going to take my car and drive to London.” 汉斯对他的朋友库尔特说:“我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去。” Kurt said, “Driving to London is ve...
7年前
1070