1.The doctor lives downstairs 'Doctor,' she said loudly, bouncing into the room, 'I want you to say frankly what‘s wrong with me.' He surveyed her from head to foot. 'Mada...

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too...

Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill? Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent. Boyfriend: Am I so good? Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off. 男友：我...

谁可恶 First："My neighbor is very disgusting, 甲：“我家新搬来的邻居好可恶， who moved here recently，he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night."...

   1.a girl just your mother   No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice． “Find a girl just...

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻， Marrying you has screwed up my life. 我这辈子就毁在你手里。 I see your face when I am dreaming. 你的容...

★ What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物？) Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机) ★A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At thi...

A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: 'Mom - flunked（不及格，失败） all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop.' Two days la...

1. Jimmy is three years old. One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, 'Mum, mum, come close the window!' 'Why? It‘s not cold, sonny.' '...

  1.After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see...