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Are flies good to eat 苍蝇好吃吗-笑傲英语网

Are flies good to eat 苍蝇好吃吗

1. Tommy:'Are flies good to eat?' Dad:'I don‘t think so. Why do you ask?' Tommy:'There was one in your pie.' 汤米:“苍蝇好吃吗?” 爸爸:“我想不好吃。你为什么这样问?” 汤米:“...
11年前
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 你还在找那个地方吗 Are you still look-笑傲英语网

你还在找那个地方吗 Are you still look

Jack worked in an office in a small town. One day his boss said to him, “Jack, I want you to go to Manchester, to an office there, to see Mr Brown. Here’s the address.” 杰克在一...
8年前
1070
 昨天你那张报纸里有非常好的东西-笑傲英语网

昨天你那张报纸里有非常好的东西

Fred Williams worked in a factory with a lot of other men. They talked and laughed a lot, and at lunch time they sat together and read newspapers and laughed about the pictures in ...
8年前
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 这把剪刀我找了好几天  I’ve looked-笑傲英语网

这把剪刀我找了好几天 I’ve looked

A few years ago, there were a lot of hijacking on aeroplanes, so now people always search passengers and their luggage at airports before they let them get into an aeroplane, becau...
8年前
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Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账-笑傲英语网

Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账

1.Grandpa will pay the bill Walking up to a department store‘s fabric(织物,布) counter, the pretty girl said, 'I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does...
12年前
1050
 交换座位 switch seats-笑傲英语网

交换座位 switch seats

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。 On the morning of our 35th...
8年前
1050
The doctor lives downstairs 医生住在楼下-笑傲英语网

The doctor lives downstairs 医生住在楼下

  1.The doctor lives downstairs 'Doctor,' she said loudly, bouncing into the room, 'I want you to say frankly what‘s wrong with me.' He surveyed her from head to foot. 'Mada...
11年前
1050
How is my guitar skill? 我的吉它弹得怎么样?-笑傲英语网

How is my guitar skill? 我的吉它弹得怎么样?

Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill? Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent. Boyfriend: Am I so good? Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off. 男友:我...
11年前
1040
 西点军校 West Point-笑傲英语网

西点军校 West Point

My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. S...
8年前
1040
Hasty Interruption 草率的中断-笑傲英语网

Hasty Interruption 草率的中断

Hasty Interruption   The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from ...
11年前
1040