One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. 'Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened.' 一名妇女向她最好的朋友大谈雄性动物的特性：“丈夫...

Mr and Mrs Yates had one daughter. Her name was Carol, and she was nineteen years old. Carol lived with her parents and worked in an office. She had some friends, but she did not l...

My little dog can‘t read 我的狗不识字 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ Mrs. Smith: But you must put an adv...

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers...

1.Now We Run A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small ...

1. I‘ll See to the Rest    A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to anoth...

  1.Drive on   Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town． Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a li...

 1.I painted the vase A wealthy matron（主妇，保姆） is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several ...

１. Son:'Why are the hen‘s legs so short?' Dad:'You are a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?'   翻译： 儿子：“...

  Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分？ Kid: Because of absence. 孩子:因为缺考。...