Jimmy lives in London and he began swimming a few months ago. He liked swimming, and he often goes to the swimming-pool near his house with his mother and swims there for an hour o...

Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed.' Where you until this hour of the morning?' She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Charles aske...

Beware of dog As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, 'Danger! Beware of dog!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound ...

1.New teacher George comes from school on the first of September.'George, how did you like your new teacher?' asked his mother.'I didn‘t like her, Mother, because she said that t...

  1.rain   A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them， and there ...

   1.A dollar per point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was ov...

1. Much Worse Policeman: Why didn‘t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they‘d have found my four gold teeth. That would be...

1.A smart horse   There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾驰，飞奔） five miles to the nearest town...

They are directly from America. 它们是从美国直接带来的 Not long  an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city ba...

1.Sharing the Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister a...