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 你从没见过大海,对吧?-笑傲英语网

你从没见过大海,对吧?

Jimmy lives in London and he began swimming a few months ago. He liked swimming, and he often goes to the swimming-pool near his house with his mother and swims there for an hour o...
8年前
2270
Beware of dog 小心有狗-笑傲英语网

Beware of dog 小心有狗

Beware of dog As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, 'Danger! Beware of dog!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound ...
11年前
2190
rain 下雨-笑傲英语网

rain 下雨

  1.rain   A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them, and there ...
11年前
2160
Who is this man 这个男人是谁-笑傲英语网

Who is this man 这个男人是谁

Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed.' Where you until this hour of the morning?' She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Charles aske...
12年前
2160
New teacher 新老师-笑傲英语网

New teacher 新老师

1.New teacher George comes from school on the first of September.'George, how did you like your new teacher?' asked his mother.'I didn‘t like her, Mother, because she said that t...
11年前
2140
 她是个讨厌的姑娘 She’s a nasty girl-笑傲英语网

她是个讨厌的姑娘 She’s a nasty girl

Harry and Bob were neighbours, and they worked in the same bank. They were young and they often went out together. Then the bank sent both of them to a new town. They did not know ...
8年前
2100
A dollar per point 一分一块钱-笑傲英语网

A dollar per point 一分一块钱

   1.A dollar per point A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was ov...
12年前
2090
Sharing the Apples 分苹果-笑傲英语网

Sharing the Apples 分苹果

1.Sharing the Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister a...
12年前
2060
Ask your own 问问你自己的吧-笑傲英语网

Ask your own 问问你自己的吧

1.Ask your own Ask Your OwnIt was a cold,raw day at Washington.Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor.The latter expatiated on the wit of ...
11年前
2050
Failure in a Test  考试不及格-笑傲英语网

Failure in a Test 考试不及格

  Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分? Kid: Because of absence. 孩子:因为缺考。...
8年前
2050