英语笑话共287篇 第3页
Way of Inducing  招客有方-笑傲英语网

Way of Inducing 招客有方

  1.Way of Inducing At the cleaner‘s, I noticed the sign 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. ' so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. 'it won‘t be ...
12年前
1960
Sharing the Apples 分苹果-笑傲英语网

Sharing the Apples 分苹果

1.Sharing the Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister a...
12年前
1950
 她是个讨厌的姑娘 She’s a nasty girl-笑傲英语网

她是个讨厌的姑娘 She’s a nasty girl

Harry and Bob were neighbours, and they worked in the same bank. They were young and they often went out together. Then the bank sent both of them to a new town. They did not know ...
8年前
1950
My Sisters Fingers-笑傲英语网

My Sisters Fingers

My Sister‘s Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don‘t see any bandages. Ke...
11年前
1950
 我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼-笑傲英语网

我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...
3年前
1920
「英语笑话」可是老师哭了-笑傲英语网

「英语笑话」可是老师哭了

But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。 His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. 他的父亲知道这一...
8年前
1920
Who helps who 谁帮谁-笑傲英语网

Who helps who 谁帮谁

Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren‘t you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.   翻译:   基米:嘿,艾米,你不出来玩吗? 艾米:不了,...
12年前
1920
Failure in a Test  考试不及格-笑傲英语网

Failure in a Test 考试不及格

  Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分? Kid: Because of absence. 孩子:因为缺考。...
8年前
1910
The Target 靶子-笑傲英语网

The Target 靶子

 1.The Target My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detecto...
11年前
1880
 裸泳-笑傲英语网

裸泳

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher. 有一天,吉米去池塘游泳,他扎猛子前刚好看到了他的老师。 Mrs.Smith, emerging from nud...
3年前
1880