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 你从没见过大海,对吧?-笑傲英语网

你从没见过大海,对吧?

Jimmy lives in London and he began swimming a few months ago. He liked swimming, and he often goes to the swimming-pool near his house with his mother and swims there for an hour o...
8年前
1880
 她是个讨厌的姑娘 She’s a nasty girl-笑傲英语网

她是个讨厌的姑娘 She’s a nasty girl

Harry and Bob were neighbours, and they worked in the same bank. They were young and they often went out together. Then the bank sent both of them to a new town. They did not know ...
8年前
1860
My Sisters Fingers-笑傲英语网

My Sisters Fingers

My Sister‘s Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don‘t see any bandages. Ke...
11年前
1850
Who helps who 谁帮谁-笑傲英语网

Who helps who 谁帮谁

Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren‘t you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.   翻译:   基米:嘿,艾米,你不出来玩吗? 艾米:不了,...
12年前
1840
 很高兴认识你 Very Pleased to Meet You-笑傲英语网

很高兴认识你 Very Pleased to Meet You

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldier...
8年前
1830
A smart horse 聪明的马-笑傲英语网

A smart horse 聪明的马

1.A smart horse   There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town...
12年前
1830
插在何处-笑傲英语网

插在何处

  Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教...
8年前
1830
Failure in a Test  考试不及格-笑傲英语网

Failure in a Test 考试不及格

  Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分? Kid: Because of absence. 孩子:因为缺考。...
8年前
1820
 因为我想给你打电话呀!-笑傲英语网

因为我想给你打电话呀!

A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. 一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。 He said, 'I was ironing my clo...
3年前
1820
a bad boy 坏孩子-笑傲英语网

a bad boy 坏孩子

1.a bad boy It‘s His FaultBilly and Bobby were small boys.They were brothers,and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them,“I‘m going t...
11年前
1810