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她是个讨厌的姑娘 She’s a nasty girl
Harry and Bob were neighbours, and they worked in the same bank. They were young and they often went out together. Then the bank sent both of them to a new town. They did not know ...
「英语笑话」可是老师哭了
But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。 His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. 他的父亲知道这一...
我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼
Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...
A smart horse 聪明的马
1.A smart horse There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town...
Who helps who 谁帮谁
Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren‘t you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework. 翻译: 基米:嘿,艾米,你不出来玩吗? 艾米:不了,...
My Sisters Fingers
My Sister‘s Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don‘t see any bandages. Ke...
Failure in a Test 考试不及格
Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分? Kid: Because of absence. 孩子:因为缺考。...
插在何处
Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教...
The Target 靶子
1.The Target My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detecto...
a bad boy 坏孩子
1.a bad boy It‘s His FaultBilly and Bobby were small boys.They were brothers,and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them,“I‘m going t...

