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 我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼-笑傲英语网

我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...
2年前
1810
 很高兴认识你 Very Pleased to Meet You-笑傲英语网

很高兴认识你 Very Pleased to Meet You

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldier...
7年前
1800
Who helps who 谁帮谁-笑傲英语网

Who helps who 谁帮谁

Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren‘t you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.   翻译:   基米:嘿,艾米,你不出来玩吗? 艾米:不了,...
11年前
1800
插在何处-笑傲英语网

插在何处

  Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教...
7年前
1790
A smart horse 聪明的马-笑傲英语网

A smart horse 聪明的马

1.A smart horse   There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town...
11年前
1780
Compliment 恭维话-笑傲英语网

Compliment 恭维话

1.Compliment 'Larry! Come here!' said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, ' I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school ...
11年前
1780
Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里-笑傲英语网

Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里

Back Up Two Miles   A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...
10年前
1780
Failure in a Test  考试不及格-笑傲英语网

Failure in a Test 考试不及格

  Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分? Kid: Because of absence. 孩子:因为缺考。...
7年前
1760
 她是个讨厌的姑娘 She’s a nasty girl-笑傲英语网

她是个讨厌的姑娘 She’s a nasty girl

Harry and Bob were neighbours, and they worked in the same bank. They were young and they often went out together. Then the bank sent both of them to a new town. They did not know ...
7年前
1760
My Sisters Fingers-笑傲英语网

My Sisters Fingers

My Sister‘s Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don‘t see any bandages. Ke...
10年前
1760