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 你从没见过大海,对吧?-笑傲英语网

你从没见过大海,对吧?

Jimmy lives in London and he began swimming a few months ago. He liked swimming, and he often goes to the swimming-pool near his house with his mother and swims there for an hour o...
8年前
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 你在挖一个游泳池吗 Are you making a-笑傲英语网

 你在挖一个游泳池吗 Are you making a

Bruce was an Australian and worked for a newspaper in Sydney. Then he thought, “I want to see Europe, so I’ll go to England and work for a newspaper there for a few years.” 布鲁...
8年前
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 老虎来了-笑傲英语网

老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. 两个男人正在穿过丛林。 All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. 突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。 O...
3年前
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Warning 提醒-笑傲英语网

Warning 提醒

Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to 'warn' hi...
12年前
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A Girl‘s Name 女孩的名字-笑傲英语网

A Girl‘s Name 女孩的名字

  1.A Girl‘s Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) . ...
12年前
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How to Become Rich 如何致富-笑傲英语网

How to Become Rich 如何致富

 How to Become Rich Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don‘t give me a nickel I‘ll tell my father. Sister‘s boyfriend: No, don‘t do that. Here‘s ...
12年前
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A Boy with a Big Head大头娃娃-笑傲英语网

A Boy with a Big Head大头娃娃

1.A Boy with a Big Head   A boy cried to his mother, 'All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.' 'Don‘t listen to them,' his mother said, 'You have a be...
11年前
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Bosss idea 老板的主意-笑傲英语网

Bosss idea 老板的主意

1.Bosss idea     When my printer‘s type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Becau...
11年前
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Why are hens legs so short?为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢?-笑傲英语网

Why are hens legs so short?为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢?

Son: Why are hen‘s legs so short? Dad: You‘re a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 儿子:为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢? ...
11年前
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 最好的奖赏 Best Reward-笑傲英语网

最好的奖赏 Best Reward

A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. 一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢...
8年前
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