Mr and Mrs Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last Saturday, Mrs Jones said to her husband, “There’s a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?” 琼斯夫妇...

It was winter, and Mrs Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for eve...

  最冷的英语热笑话： A:I'm sorry. B:I'm sorry too. C:I'm sorry three. D:what are you sorry for? F:I'm sorry five 你看懂了么？

Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?   Cassandra: Brotherly love? 翻译：   老师：Cassandra，如果我...

Teacher had set his class an essay 'A Game of Cricket'. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: 'Rain stopped play'.. 翻译 老...

1.Stupid Question Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, 'What‘s the time, please?' A...

  1.An Ugly Woman   Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn‘t wearing one. 丑女 麦...

1.Did your father help you with your homework   Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.   翻译： 你父亲有没有帮着你...

  captain speaking This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew... I‘d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently...

The preacher was mad because one person in his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. 牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他布道时打瞌睡。 As the man was snoring in the front...