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「英语笑话」可是老师哭了-笑傲英语网

「英语笑话」可是老师哭了

But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。 His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. 他的父亲知道这一...
8年前
1920
 他会把我的包和礼帽寄给我-笑傲英语网

他会把我的包和礼帽寄给我

Mr Jones had a few days’ holiday, so he said, “I’m going to go to the mountains by train.” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the trai...
8年前
910
 骑在它背上的那个滑稽男人是谁 who’-笑傲英语网

骑在它背上的那个滑稽男人是谁 who’

General Pershing was a famous American officer. He was in the American army, and fought in Europe in the First World War. 珀欣将军是一位著名的美国军官。在第一次世界大战中,他在美国...
8年前
1230
It was Columbus‘ telephone number!-笑傲英语网

It was Columbus‘ telephone number!

  Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can t...
12年前
930
Three Surgeons  三个外科医生-笑傲英语网

Three Surgeons 三个外科医生

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. 'A man came to me who had his hand cut off,' said one. 'Today that man is a concert violinist.' 'That‘s nothing,' said ano...
12年前
1040
Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢-笑傲英语网

Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢

1.Who is Stupid A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you‘re stupid, stand up!' Little Johnny then sto...
12年前
1210
Napoleon was ill 拿破仑病了-笑傲英语网

Napoleon was ill 拿破仑病了

Napoleon was ill Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he ...
11年前
1220
有创意 Thats Creative-笑傲英语网

有创意 Thats Creative

 That‘s Creative     Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una...
11年前
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women talk more than men女人比男人话多-笑傲英语网

women talk more than men女人比男人话多

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day...
11年前
1250
 孩子的观点 Child‘s point of view-笑傲英语网

孩子的观点 Child‘s point of view

A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their Way To School...
8年前
1040