英语笑话共287篇 第7页
He Won 他赢了-笑傲英语网

He Won 他赢了

  1.He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That‘s too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean ...
12年前
1820
 家规 A Family Rule-笑傲英语网

家规 A Family Rule

Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, 'There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?' 琼斯夫...
8年前
1820
a stingy guy 一个吝啬的家伙-笑傲英语网

a stingy guy 一个吝啬的家伙

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. 'Let’s go to the fair, Matt,' his wife said. 'We hav...
11年前
1820
Money and friends  钱和朋友-笑傲英语网

Money and friends 钱和朋友

  1.Money and friends   A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 翻译:  钱...
12年前
1820
Why did you laugh 你干嘛笑啊-笑傲英语网

Why did you laugh 你干嘛笑啊

1.Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was ...
11年前
1820
 我的狗不识字-笑傲英语网

我的狗不识字

My little dog can‘t read 我的狗不识字 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 布朗夫人:哦,亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an adv...
3年前
1810
英文版《说句心里话》爆笑歌词-笑傲英语网

英文版《说句心里话》爆笑歌词

雷人的山寨翻译,完全“中国特色”的搞笑译法 说句心里话 say a word in heart 说句心里话 say a word in heart 我也想家 I think my home too 家中的老妈妈已是满头白发 often...
11年前
1800
 两片面包不够 two slices of bread aren’-笑傲英语网

两片面包不够 two slices of bread aren’

Dave worked in a factory, and he always made sandwiches in the morning, took them to work and ate them at midday. 戴夫在一家工厂工作,他总是在早上做些三明治,带着去上班,中午吃。 T...
8年前
1800
A Boy with a Big Head大头娃娃-笑傲英语网

A Boy with a Big Head大头娃娃

1.A Boy with a Big Head   A boy cried to his mother, 'All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.' 'Don‘t listen to them,' his mother said, 'You have a be...
11年前
1800
 爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌,但是他-笑傲英语网

爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌,但是他

Mr Edwards liked singing very much, but he is very bad at it. He went to dinner at a friend’s house last week, and there were some other guests there too. 爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌...
8年前
1800