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有创意 Thats Creative-笑傲英语网

有创意 Thats Creative

 That‘s Creative     Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una...
11年前
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 家规 A Family Rule-笑傲英语网

家规 A Family Rule

Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, 'There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?' 琼斯夫...
8年前
1650
Why did you laugh 你干嘛笑啊-笑傲英语网

Why did you laugh 你干嘛笑啊

1.Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was ...
11年前
1640
 让它成为一只猴子  make it a monkey-笑傲英语网

让它成为一只猴子 make it a monkey

When Billy was very small, he loved pictures. His mother often drew some for him on old pieces of paper. She was very bad at drawing, but Billy enjoyed her pictures and always want...
8年前
1620
Much Worse 那就更糟了-笑傲英语网

Much Worse 那就更糟了

Policeman: Why didn‘t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they‘d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 翻译:...
12年前
1620
It‘s so easy 这真是太方便了-笑傲英语网

It‘s so easy 这真是太方便了

1. It‘s so easy Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and...
11年前
1620
Thought You Were My Wife-笑傲英语网

Thought You Were My Wife

Thought You Were My Wife   A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his h...
12年前
1610
I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里-笑傲英语网

I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里

  1.I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, 'What happened?' 'A kid bit me,' replied Ivan. 'Would you recognize him if you saw hi...
11年前
1610
 老虎来了-笑傲英语网

老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. 两个男人正在穿过丛林。 All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. 突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。 O...
3年前
1600
Stupid Question 愚蠢的问题-笑傲英语网

Stupid Question 愚蠢的问题

1.Stupid Question Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, 'What‘s the time, please?' A...
12年前
1600