1.An Ugly Woman   Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn‘t wearing one. 丑女 麦...

1. It‘s so easy Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and...

  1.I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, 'What happened?' 'A kid bit me,' replied Ivan. 'Would you recognize him if you saw hi...

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers...

  1.You Are Too Late   On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket‘s hand thrust into his pocket. 'sorry,' he said to the pickpocket, 'you are too late. My wife did it be...

Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city, but one year he did not find any work there, so he went to a small town and began looking for work ther...

  1.Money and friends   A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 翻译：  钱...

Two guys were walking through the jungle. 两个男人正在穿过丛林。 All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. 突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。 O...

Pretend Doctor For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wa...

 1.I painted the vase A wealthy matron（主妇，保姆） is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several ...