1、The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final te...

One time Mark Twain went to lodge at a hotel at some place,he was told beforehand that the mosquito there were very fierce. When he was registering the room,a mosquito flied over...

My Sister‘s Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don‘t see any bandages. Ke...

★、Why are people tired on April Fool‘s Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)  ★、What ...

Son: Why are hen‘s legs so short? Dad: You‘re a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？ ...

   A woman said to an old man. 'I couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look. What‘s your secret for a long happy life?' 'I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a ca...

孩子的观点 A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their W...

  1.Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say? Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir! 老师：这已经是...

1.Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Glen: Well, I‘m a lot closer to the ground than you are.   翻译： 老师：格林，为什么你总那么脏呢？ 格林：我离地比你近啊……...

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am...