1.All Right Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illeg...

  1.An Ugly Woman   Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn‘t wearing one. 丑女 麦...

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out...

  1.A Problem in Arithmetic   Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily...

  1.MOSES adn JESUS   A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice 'JESUS is watching you'. He looks around with...

  1.I thought I had gone deaf On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: 'Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?' To whi...

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wander...

  1.rain   A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them， and there ...

Whose dog is the most intelligent Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, 'T Square, show your stuff. ' The dog ...

1.How to be like a gentleman   Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt‘s house to play while she went to t...