英语笑话共287篇 第10页
Im writing a letter to myself 我在给自己写信-笑傲英语网

Im writing a letter to myself 我在给自己写信

1. Milly:'What are you doing?' Molly:'I‘m writing a letter to myself.' Milly:'What does it say?' Molly:'How do I know? I won‘t get it till tomorrow.' 翻译: 米丽:“你在做什么?”...
11年前
1600
How to be like a gentleman 如何像一位绅士-笑傲英语网

How to be like a gentleman 如何像一位绅士

1.How to be like a gentleman   Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt‘s house to play while she went to t...
11年前
1590
 我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走-笑傲英语网

我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走

Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a ...
3年前
1590
Money and friends 钱和朋友-笑傲英语网

Money and friends 钱和朋友

A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 翻译 甲:你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要? 乙:当然是朋...
12年前
1580
how do you spell "crocodile"? 你怎么拼写“鳄鱼”?-笑傲英语网

how do you spell "crocodile"? 你怎么拼写“鳄鱼”?

1.Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?   Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher: No, that‘s wrong. Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   翻译...
11年前
1580
 证件 Identification-笑傲英语网

证件 Identification

A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didn‘t have an account with us. 一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票,但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。 When I asked her for some i...
3年前
1580
Saving money 存钱-笑傲英语网

Saving money 存钱

Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money. Wife: And now? Husband: Now I‘m thinking About  how much I could have saved if I hadn‘t married you.  ...
12年前
1570
Excellent Skills  绝妙的技巧-笑傲英语网

Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧

Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the hu...
12年前
1570
Nest and Hair 鸟窝与头发-笑傲英语网

Nest and Hair 鸟窝与头发

  1.Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. 'What kind of bird?...
11年前
1570
I you she 我你她-笑傲英语网

I you she 我你她

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am...
11年前
1570