1.Give up your seat to a lady   Little Johnny says 'Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 'You‘ve done the righ...

Bill likes football very much, and he often goes to matches in our town on Saturdays. He does not go to the best seats, because they are very expensive and he does not see his frie...

An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank and saw a car near the door. A man got out of it and went into the bank. She looked into the car. The keys were in th...

 1.Who Is the Laziest   Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I don‘t kn...

A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce.'I don‘t understand,'He said,'Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?' the husband explained 'Well , ...

A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didn‘t have an account with us. 一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票，但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。 When I asked her for some i...

Express mail  After my wife landed a coveted job offer from DHL, we went out of town to celebrate. While on our trip, she was contacted by the company‘s human resources dep...

1. Milly:'What are you doing?' Molly:'I‘m writing a letter to myself.' Milly:'What does it say?' Molly:'How do I know? I won‘t get it till tomorrow.' 翻译: 米丽：“你在做什么？”...

１.A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers...

George is a young man. He does not have a wife, but he has a very big dog—and he has a very small car too. He likes playing tennis. Last Monday he played tennis for an hour at his...