1.I‘m  driver of the bus 我是司机 A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. 'Stop, stop, ' a p...

  1.Give up your seat to a lady   Little Johnny says 'Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 'You‘ve done the righ...

  captain speaking This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew... I‘d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently...

1.Friend for Dinner Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are di...

1.Now We Run A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small ...

  １. “Mama, do people change from monkeys?' 'Yeah.' 'Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer.'   翻译： “妈妈，人是从猴子变过来的吗？” “是的。” “噢，难...

  1. Two hearts beating Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who ope...

Mr White has a small shop in the middle of our town, and he sells pictures in it. They are not expensive ones, but some of them are quite pretty. Last Saturday a woman came into th...

God is Watching 上帝在看着 The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. 学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。 At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 在桌子的...

  1.I wasn‘t asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his...