1. Two hearts beating Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who ope...

  1.borrow an ox Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn‘t know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note an...

1.Now We Run A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small ...

1.roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:'Not bad, I am next to the pig.' But then h...

  1.I‘m  driver of the bus 我是司机 A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. 'Stop, stop, ' a p...

  １. “Mama, do people change from monkeys?' 'Yeah.' 'Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer.'   翻译： “妈妈，人是从猴子变过来的吗？” “是的。” “噢，难...

my wife told me to stand here   Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says 'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their...

Mr and Mrs Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last Saturday, Mrs Jones said to her husband, “There’s a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?” 琼斯夫妇...

   A woman said to an old man. 'I couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look. What‘s your secret for a long happy life?' 'I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a ca...

There were a lot of men’s clubs in London afew years ago. Men went there and read their newspapers quietly, or drank orhad meals with their friends. 几年前，在伦敦有许多男人俱乐部...