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borrow an ox  借公牛-笑傲英语网

borrow an ox 借公牛

  1.borrow an ox Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn‘t know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note an...
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Just want to take a day off 想请一天假-笑傲英语网

Just want to take a day off 想请一天假

Just want to take a day off A big challenge of running a small business is dealing with employees‘ requests for time off. One morning an employee said, 'I need to leave early tomo...
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captain speaking 机长的声音-笑傲英语网

captain speaking 机长的声音

  captain speaking This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew... I‘d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently...
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do people change from monkeys人是从猴子变过来的吗-笑傲英语网

do people change from monkeys人是从猴子变过来的吗

  1. “Mama, do people change from monkeys?' 'Yeah.' 'Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer.'   翻译: “妈妈,人是从猴子变过来的吗?” “是的。” “噢,难...
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Friend for Dinner  请朋友吃饭-笑傲英语网

Friend for Dinner 请朋友吃饭

1.Friend for Dinner Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are di...
12年前
1470
 给女朋友的礼物 Present for Girlfriend-笑傲英语网

给女朋友的礼物 Present for Girlfriend

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. 'Shall I engrave her name on it?' the jeweler asked. 在一家珠宝店里,一位年轻人买了一个...
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God is Watching 上帝在看着-笑傲英语网

God is Watching 上帝在看着

God is Watching 上帝在看着 The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. 学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。 At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 在桌子的...
8年前
1450
WHAT‘S THE TIME 现在几点了?-笑傲英语网

WHAT‘S THE TIME 现在几点了?

1.WHAT‘S THE TIME The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn‘t figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, 'Start singing very loud.' 'How wi...
11年前
1450
A Girl‘s Name 女孩的名字-笑傲英语网

A Girl‘s Name 女孩的名字

  1.A Girl‘s Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) . ...
12年前
1450
Two hearts beating 两颗心脏在跳动-笑傲英语网

Two hearts beating 两颗心脏在跳动

  1. Two hearts beating Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who ope...
12年前
1450